patrickat:

Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.

Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.

sobeitjayt:

Me looking at my life

lelophant:

sharkbait-tumbles:

tubegayarmy:

tkdancer:

savingthrcw:

lazerwitcharoonie:

teroknortailor:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

redscout:

macotaco1:

redscout:

you gotta be dunkin my donuts

you gotta be huttin my pizza

you gotta be mackin my donalds, man

youre really innin’ my outs here, buddy. youre fivein my guys.

ya whitin my castle. ya dairyin my queen. ya steakin my shake.

But are you belling my taco

you’re expressing my panda

you’re starring my bucks here bud

u rly krispin my kremes my dude

You’re really carling my junior here bucko

wendys

fahthur:

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings